*screaming* MY BURRITO b ruh

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time last night and afterwards he thanked me then offered to buy me a bagel
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fappuclno:

I wish someone would offer me a bagel

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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archejoiyo:

snivysky:


I think I did it wrong

I think it’s beautiful

archejoiyo:

snivysky:

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I think I did it wrong

I think it’s beautiful

autumn-theft:

The concert was probably the highlight of my life

autumn-theft:

The concert was probably the highlight of my life

panic-at-the-blog:

"I Write Sins Not Tragedies is Panic! At The Disco’s only good song"

"Brendon Urie sucks"

"Panic!’s new album is terrible, they’ve really changed"

"Panic! At The Disco are just a bunch of emos"

"I hate Sarah Urie"

"Panic! At The Disco is just terrible"

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class